Thursday, September 6, 2007

No Longer a Flirt

I just got my hands on the lyrics to the song that accompanied Fred Thompson’s official announcement. There is no video or audio yet, so I’ve affixed a similar-sounding music video below the text. Enjoy.


I'm A, I'm A, I'm A, I'm A Flirt
Soon as I see her walk up in the rally, I'm a Flirt
Winkin her eyes at me, when I roll up in my pickup truck, I'm a Flirt
Sometimes when I'm with my advisors all alone I'm a Flirt
And when she's wit her candidate lookin at me, Damn right I'm a Flirt
So homie don't bring your girl to meet and greet me, cuz I'm a Flirt
And baby don't bring your fundraisers to eat cuz I'm a Flirt
Please believe it, unless your rhetoric is tight and you got no dirt
Then don't bring your voters around me, cuz I'm a Flirt


Now I swear to tell the truth and the whole truth
When it comes to voters I be Pimpin like I’m supposed to
Stumpin’ Like I’m Supposed to
Pandering Like I’m Supposed To
In the Country Club, Fundraisin’ wit honeys like I’m supposed to


A dog on the prowl when I'm walkin through the union hall
If I could man I probably would flirt wit all Y’all
Yeah, yeah Homie you yay she ya precinct captain
But when I step up to her I'm a be like Ronald Reagan
Believe me man, this is how them playas do it in the Souf
And plus we got them conservative values in the Souf
Now the moral of the story is cuff yo voter
Cuz hey I played on Law & Order, plus I'm tall and I'm A Flirt


Hey supporter, If U ain't givin’ no money
U better keep away from me, ya dig?


When I, when I, when I, when I pull up to New Hampshire
All the Pundits be like, “Damn, you’re too late!”
Then I be like, “boy you know just who I am, don't hate.”
See I done fell in love wit campaigning, y’all
All I do Is flirt with voters, and I get them to the polls
And I don't need no help, I got Howard Baker for that
Freddy Tom was born to run now you can't argue with that


I'm asking for your vote
And I'm hoping I feel your pain
I'm a squint my eye and let you know I got the game
When I pass by I know exactly what you say
He's so fly
And yes he's so cool
Hey Shawty
What it do
Romney’s mad cuz I'm lookin but I already ID’d her
I got your candidate mad cuz I'm A Flirt

(Chorus)
Soon as I see her walk up in the rally, I'm a Flirt
Winkin her eyes at me, when I roll up in my pickup truck, I'm a Flirt
Sometimes when I'm with my advisors all alone I'm a Flirt
And when she's wit her candidate lookin at me, Damn right I'm a Flirt
So homie don't bring your girl to meet and greet me, cuz I'm a Flirt
And baby don't bring your fundraisers to eat cuz I'm a Flirt
Please believe it, unless your rhetoric is tight and you got no dirt
Then don't bring your voters around me, cuz I'm a Flirt


(Chorus and fade)
I'm a Flirt
Soon as I see her walk up in the rally, I'm a Flirt
Winkin her eyes at me, when I roll up in my pickup truck, I'm a Flirt
Sometimes when I'm with my advisors all alone I'm a Flirt
And when she's wit her candidate lookin at me, Damn right I'm a Flirt
So homie don't bring your girl to meet and greet me, cuz I'm a Flirt
And baby don't bring your fundraisers to eat cuz I'm a Flirt
Please believe it, unless your rhetoric is tight and you got no dirt
Then don't bring your voters around me, cuz I'm a Flirt
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a Flirt


2 comments:

BTB said...

Sorry, I just couldn't stand seeing this post with zero comments.

netto said...

**lame joke alert**

is the b-side to this song senator craig's remix to "trapped in the closet"?