Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts

Monday, November 19, 2007

Huckabee and Norris, redux

Concord, NH -

I am at school right now so I can't watch the video nor properly post it, but the mere description of Huckabee's latest move has compelled me to post something, ANYTHING, to get this out there.

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11/19/thank-you-chuck-norris

Video and text are in that link. Let's face it, folks, somebody from the union needs to look into the accusation that Huckabee has hired scabs off of the Hollywood screenwriters picket line.

Myth: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Fact: The myth of Chuck Norris is now officially out of control.

All the MSM buzz is that this was a mistake on Huckabee's part. Having just seen the light of the front of the pack, they surmise, a hokey ad like this will only keep voters from taking him seriously. That was my first instint as well, but after a few moments of martial artist-style concentration, I think this could be sort of like Jesse Ventura's ads from 1998 that portrayed him as a wrestling action figure fighting special interests. We all know how that turned out.

"But this is for President," the MSM says with a smug whine.

Ah, yes, but it is also only the Iowa primary. Think about that one.

***Update***

Monday, October 22, 2007

Each Muscle in Chuck Norris' Body Is Worth Ten Delegates

Concord, NH -

Chuck Norris is endorsing Mike Huckabee, according to CNN. This could be big, if there were any young Republicans. Will Norris show up as a sidekick on the campaign trail? Or will Huckabee have to be a force of one out there if Norris is missing in action?

One thing is for sure, if Huckabee pulls this out, the Chuck Norris myths will go on forever.