Just kidding. But my own personal Norm McDonald running commentary still holds true. No, not that German tourists love David Hasselhoff.
Straw poll voters love Ron Paul. This time, fresh off his Guy Fawkes Day money massacre, he won in New York F'in City, beating Giuliani on his home turf (where I hear they really don't like him much).
Just like all the other Republicans Ron Paul puts his pants on one leg at a time. The only difference is he wins straw polls.