I know this has nothing to do with the campaign trail, but did you ever wonder why Steven Seagal's career dropped so precipitously in the last six years? Certainly, you did. So did I. I'm sure a little bit of weight gain and diversification into music and energy drinks played a role, but according to Seagal it was actually the FBI! The LA Times reports that Seagal has finally spoken out about a plot by the FBI to implicate him in an intimidation scheme and tie him to the mob. Lies! All lies!
Anyway, its kinda F*ed up. Think about it, Seagal starts making films about being a badass out for social and environmental justice, often where he battles GOVERNMENT and establishment corruption and next thing you know he is being squashed by the higher ups. If you were the government and Steven Seagal were coming after you, wouldn't you be scared? It's a no-brainer. You can take that to the bank...the blood bank. I believe you, Steven.